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What will Teresa Giudice ever do without her juicy Italian man, Joe Giudice?!
Joe, who is very juicy if you haven't already heard, is about to enter prison on March 23 for a 41-month sentence stemming from fraud charges. Obviously, this has his wifey Tre all upset.
According to Giudice, she's extremely bummed that she'll have to give up the couple's "passion" just a few months after they regained their spark on December 23. Ever since Teresa's release from jail, the twosome have been boning all over their New Jersey mansion which they luckily saved from foreclosure.
Speaking on their dreaded upcoming separation, the reality star revealed:
"I'm going to miss, of course, sleeping with him at night and cuddling with him. I'm going to miss the passion."
Aww, this distance is sure going to be difficult for the parents! Hopefully Joe will be able to pen T.G. love letters while in the slammer!
To make matters even more dark, Joe may possibly face deportation when his prison stint is up. It's ultimately up to a judge to decide whether or not he'll head off to good 'old Italy forever.
"I haven't stopped drinking in I don't know how long, so I could definitely use it just for that, you know? It's probably going to be a good thing for me, health wise anyway."
Well, that's a good angle to take, Joe! The wine can't flow forever…
Enjoy the remaining moments of your passion, you two!
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