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Famed Hot Dog Stand Serving 3-Inch Wieners In Honor Of Donald Trump — Wait Until You See What They're Called!

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Chicago may be known for its deep dish pizza, but there's a new food item in town that's garnering a lot of buzz.

The Wieners Circle hot dog stand is famous for its Maxwell Street Char-Dogs, but they have decided to offer a new item on their menu in honor of the current election season.

As you've surely heard, Donald Trump was accused of having an abnormally small d*ck by Marco Rubio two weeks ago, and the Internet has not stopped making fun of him since!

Video: Tiny Penis Or Not, Donald Got Well-Hung Out To Dry By John Oliver!

Well, you can now celebrate our potential President's puny penis with a 3-inch wiener! LOLz!!!

Shift supervisor Yolanda Smile made the HIGHlarious announcement on Facebook Thursday, saying:

"We saw he's coming to UIC, and we figured that since Rubio said that about him, why not run a special while he's here?. It's just for fun, absolutely not any kind of political statement."

For this weekend only, you can order a Trump Footlong (one hot dog), a Trump Package (two hot dogs), or the Trump Super PAC (four hot dogs with fries and a drink).

And of course, all "huge" Trump Footlongs are only three inches long. LOLz!

We could not make this stuff up!

Will U be chowing down on the Trump Footlong this weekend??

[Image via The Wieners Circle/Instagram.]

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