Jeff Beacher has come a long way!
In an interview with the New York Post, the legendary showman opened up about his MAJOR weight loss of 200 pounds. The Beacher's Madhouse host even went as far to admit that he LOST HIS PEEN at the height of his obesity!
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Mr. Beacher said of his ghost penis:
"I'd always been fat, but it's something else when you're so fat, you can't find your penis. That's what happened to me. At more than 400 pounds and 5 feet 7 inches tall, I'd have to hunt around in my flab to locate it before I went to the bathroom or attempt to have sex. It's not something I'm proud to admit, but it's important to break the taboo. I'm convinced that, in common with a lot of obese men, for every 20 to 30 pounds I gained in weight, I lost an inch from my manhood."
Woah! It sounds like Jeff got to a REALLY dark place!
Luckily for the Long Island native, his celeb friends like Kelly Osbourne, Mariah Carey, and Miley Cyrus inspired him to get fit. Kelly even told J.B. that she'd take him to an Elton John's Oscar party if he shed the weight!
Thanks to a new regimen of exercise at Runyon Canyon and a "semi-vegan" and "semi-raw" diet, Beacher is 200 pounds skinnier.
Oh, and if you're wondering about that Elton bash — Kel kept her word and the funny man got to attend the event. What a dream come true!
Speaking on his triumph, the celeb gushed:
"Best of all, I feel like my whole existence has changed for the better. The insecurities which made me obese also gave me my drive and made me incredibly successful. Having the same drive and success with a clear head and a healthy body has made my life perfect. I never admitted it to myself at the time, but losing my penis emasculated me and damaged my confidence. Now that I've found it again, I'm ready to finish conquering the world."
Aw! How inspiring.
P.S. Happy birthday, Jeff! We hope you get everything you want this year and MORE!
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