Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Khloé Kardashian has never been one to stray away from the topic of sex.
On her latest post to her website/app, the 31-year-old shared her feelings toward various sexual fetishes on a scale from one to 10 ("Fair Game" to "F*ck No").
Good… ’cause we were wondering!
The Kocktails with Khloé host penned:
"Everyone has sexual fantasies or fetishes, and if you say you don't, you're straight-up lying! There's no shame in having your preferences in bed, but some fetishes just don't match up with the things that get me going!"
"Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate—I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of my bed!!! I like "love bites," as long as they're done kindly. Don't make me bleed, LOL! I've seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me. Don't even try.
My rating for sadism is: 4/10"
And don't think you'll catch her dressing up like an animal anytime soon:
"Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing.
My rating for a furry fetish is: 10/10"
As far as getting down and dirty with a partner dressed as an adult baby — nope!:
"F*ck no!!! I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to change your diaper one day when you're old and gray, so I do not want that to turn me on. Nope.
My rating for an adult baby fetish is: 10/10"
One thing she might be able to deal with is a foot fetish:
"Foot Fetish: If the guy I was dating had a foot fetish, I think I could deal. I guess it depends, though. I don't mind if someone thinks I have pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don't even care if you kiss my feet! But the really kinky shit—like foot jobs, LOL—it's like, what the hell are you doing?!"
But don't even think about bringing any food into the bedroom:
"That doesn't do it for me at all!!! I mean, a whipped cream moment is OK, but I don't want to eat when I'm having sex! Definitely not something savory—there is NOTHING sexy about comfort food, LOL!!!" she writes. "If my partner wanted to bring a full meal into the bedroom, I don't think I could do it."
On second thought, no we don't.
There ya have it, folks!
[Image via Instagram.]