Meet The Soon-To-Be Texas School Board Member Who Believes Preschool Is A Plot To Turn Children Gay…

4/27/2016 12:30 PM ET | Filed under: Icky Icky Poo • Gay Gay Gay • Wacky, Tacky & True • Politik • Sad Sad • Educational • School • Gotta Have Faith • LGBT

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This woman makes Donald Trump look like a Benetton ad…

Mary Lou Bruner may seem like your typical selfish, racist Republican bigot, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

That's because the hateful lady is currently running for the Texas State Board of Education on a platform that could not be more prejudiced against most minorities!

In fact, Mary Lou shared a rather ignorant Facebook post last week where she claimed that public education is the government's way of turning 3- and 4-year-olds into homosexuals while simultaneously brainwashing them against their parents…

Pair this with the fact she regularly attacks Muslims by saying Islam is not a religion, and we think we've found Trump's future running mate!

Apparently, Mary Lou somehow received nearly 50 percent of the votes at the last election, which pretty much means she'll be in office come November — unless there's a huge upset before then.

Stay safe if you're any sort of minority in Texas and ever run into this woman, y'all!

Ch-ch-check out Mary Lou's next-level display of idiocy in full (below)!!!

Likely #SBOE member Mary Lou Bruner: pre-K is feds indoctrinating kids to make them sexually confused #txlege pic.twitter.com/ngMtsOq1S3
— Evan Smith (@evanasmith) April 22, 2016

[Image via Mary Lou Bruner.]

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Austin Powers Actor Verne Troyer Dead At 49

Wow.

Legendary actor Verne Troyer -- perhaps best known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film franchise -- has died, according to notice given minutes ago on his social media accounts.

He was 49 years old.

Within the last hour, this picture and accompanying caption went up on his official Instagram page (below):

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]