Predictably, this tweet blew up online, and EVERYBODY is reacting to it (below), with so many people using it as an opportunity to reiminisce with their friends about that time where they, too, were the victims of fowl play:
@katyywerner hahahahahaha that is so traumatizing. second pic is me after dizzy bat
— Schuyler Westfall (@skyewestfall) May 2, 2016
According to Halperin, the former powerhouse couple became estranged over Miz Jolie's desire to permanently relocate herself and the children to London and emulate Princess Diana's career. Umm... WHAT???