We're happy to report DMX is in good shape following his near-fatal asthma attack/drug overdose back in February, but that's about where the good news ends.
That's because the rapper — who has five No. 1 albums, may we remind you — will soon be the opening act for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Girardi!
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The Bravo newbie has a successful music career of her own — eight No. 1 dance singles as her alter-ego Erika Jayne — but we wouldn't necessarily put them in the same league.
Well, clearly they are now, because DMX is apparently opening for Erika at House Nightclub in Miami this Saturday, May 14!
Okay… so technically the American Music Award-winner is only performing ahead of the TV personality from 5-11 p.m. before she takes the stage from 11:05 p.m.-5 a.m., but that sure sounds like the definition of "opening act" to us.
What's next for X? A Sam's Club parking lot tour??
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