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If you don't have a lagoon at your mansion, why are you even alive?
According to sources at Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West are adding a f*cking damn lagoon to their $20 million dollar mansion in Hidden Hills. It's just one of the many crazy additions the couple has tacked on to their ambitious project since purchasing the real estate back in 2014.
"It's for swimming and things of that nature. They removed the old pool that was there, and this will be double the size of the old pool — and an unusual shape."
Hmm… what does "things of that nature" mean? What other sh*t goes down in a lagoon that we don't know about?
In addition to the lagoon, the pair are also continuing to rehab their vineyard as well as expanding the master suite. Talk about fancy!
By the sound of it, the fam won't be able to move into their splashy pad ever — when will Kimye be satisfied?
Good luck with your latest renovation, you two!