According to reports, the man called for his wife to get a rope and was able to tie the monstrous reptile's head to the bathroom door. He managed to wrangle himself free before passing out from blood loss.
Now hospitalized, the man has full memory of the event — telling reporters he carefully unhinged the snake's jaws because he "did not want to risk permanent damage" to his own snake.
Rescue workers took apart the toilet and were able to set the python back into the wild alive — and we hope it stays the f*ck away from any more sewage pipes.
Ch-ch-check out the unsettling video of the workers trying to take the snake out of the toilet!
The brunette shared a sweet photo with her former flame and penned a heartbreaking caption in his memory.
The late sports star's longtime love reflected on their time together, writing:
"My deepest love goes out to those who saw jose as more than an athlete, but as a passionate, raw human being. The heart break is unbearable. There was so much more to him than anyone could even begin to understand. I'm fortunate enough to have loved and be loved by jose, and his family, for over 3 crazy beautiful years."
Miz Mendoza admitted she will always love the 24-year-old, and told her followers to never take moments with their loved ones for granted, adding: