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Python Emerges From Man's Toilet & Bites Him On The D*ck! THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL!!!

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That's okay, we never wanted to go to the bathroom again anyway…

A man is recovering in the hospital after being attacked by a python that swam up through the toilet he was using in his Thailand home!

The nightmarish bathroom incident continued as the 11-foot snake sank its fangs into Atthaporn Boonmakchuay's penis — and wouldn't let go!

Related: Man Arrested For Throwing Python At Customers In Sushi Restaurant!

According to reports, the man called for his wife to get a rope and was able to tie the monstrous reptile's head to the bathroom door. He managed to wrangle himself free before passing out from blood loss.

Now hospitalized, the man has full memory of the event — telling reporters he carefully unhinged the snake's jaws because he "did not want to risk permanent damage" to his own snake.

Rescue workers took apart the toilet and were able to set the python back into the wild alive — and we hope it stays the f*ck away from any more sewage pipes.

Ch-ch-check out the unsettling video of the workers trying to take the snake out of the toilet!

[Image via NBC News/Facebook.]

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