So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Christi Dembrowski told DailyMail that the eccentric actor is doing "fine" after the 30-year-old filed papers on Monday to end their marriage.
The Friday Night Lights alum requested the split only days after the 52-year-old's mother passed away.
But we doubt the A-lister is doing that well now, since his estranged wife was granted a restraining order against him on Friday after alleging he hit her in the head with an iPhone over the weekend, bruising her face.
All of this unfolded the day the star's new movie, Alice Through The Looking Glass, hit theaters, which also happens to be the same day of daughter Lily-Rose Depp's birthday.
We'll keep you updated as more information is revealed about this developing story.
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