Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
There are so many reasons to love our country. Why not put Jessica Simpson's boobs on the list?!
The singer and designer was in a patriotic mood while celebrating Memorial Day on Monday in a red and white striped bikini top, with a denim shirt adding another layer of classic Americana.
Three American flag emojis were her only caption, as the photo truly speaks for itself!
We're also really digging her headscarf, gold jewelry, and French-tipped manicure.
The 35-year-old truly has not aged a day since she hit the scene back in the early '00s, has she? She still has the same flaw-free face and perky boobs!
Check out more pics of the MILF in the gallery (above)!
[Image via Jessica Simpson/Instagram]