No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We can't even with half of the stuff Kim Zolciak-Biermann and her family does!
For some reason, Kim decided to share a Snapchat of her husband Kroy Biermann shocking the reality star's daughter Ariana Biermann with a f*cking electric dog collar. Talk about strange and unusual punishment!
But wait! Before you make a frenzied phone call to Child Protective Services, we have a little backstory on this bizarre family affair!
According to the momma, 13-year-old Ariana ASKED to be shocked with the dog collar so she'd be able to go out with her friends. Apparently the teen concocted this inneresting tradeoff after she was grounded and desperate to see her gaggle of girlfriends.
Well, we guess we have to give A.B. points for creativity!
Per Kimmy's snap, Kroy stepped up to the plate to shock Ariana which automatically makes him stepdad of the year. In another touching move, K.B. warned Ms. Biermann not to "cry" before flipping the switch.
"I really like this."
Umm… to each their own! We guess it's back to the torture drawing board for Kimbo and Kroy!
In response to the insanity before her, Mrs. Biermann exclaimed:
"You like getting shocked, you psycho? You two are not right. Are you guys idiots?! Who does this? These two are not right, I'm not even playing."
LOLz! You got to love the Biermann fam!
The sassy mother of six went on to add:
"She'll do anything to hang out with her friends. Anything — a dog collar. Eat poop, eat poop."
Dayum! We really hope the last part isn't true — how gross!
Check out another pic from the cray situation (below)!
Well, we have no doubt this incident will stir up A LOT of controversy. At least Kim is used to the drama by now!