A source for Russian Railways, the company which operates trains across the country, explained:
"The woman was on top of her partner and when she heard an approaching train, she started to stand up. Right then, the speeding train torn her head off. Had she remained in her previous position, she would have stayed alive. The man survived."
The identities or ages of the couple are not known, though both were reportedly drunk at the time of the accident.
Russian Railways used this scary incident to address safety concerns over the dangers of being near busy railway tracks, releasing the statement:
"Dear citizens, Russian Railways yet again ask you to respect health and safety rules, Be responsible and take care of yourself and your family and friends."
In other words, don't have sex right next to an active railroad.
According to reports out Sunday morning, Angelina Jolie's political ambitions with the United Nations may have caused a rift between her and Brad Pitt, at least based on a source "close to the couple."
TMZ is reporting that Jolie's dream had been to become a top official with the UN -- which makes sense, considering all the charity work and traveling to developing nations that she does -- but that didn't fly at home with Brad.