Now that The Bachelorette is finally over, we're shifting our focus to Bachelor in Paradise, and as you might have guessed, the first episode was ALL about Chad Johnson, aka "Hurricane Chad"!
Despite seeing the trailer and hearing some disgusting stories, nothing could have prepared us for how absolutely heinous Chad was on the show's premiere Tuesday night as he hit someone, cussed people out, and made fun of Sarah Herron's arm!
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Sure, we know all the contestants on BiP, but what everyone seemed to be focused on last night was the Chad of it all as he made sure to let his presence be known after showing up with a ton of protein powder and bro-ing out as hard as possible!
Ch-ch-check out our Chad-centric recap as the reality star gets kicked off, and oh yeah, there's some romance with other hotties on the island too (below)!
Things started off okay for Johnson — though we knew it wouldn't last long — as the ripped stud made a pretty quick connection with Lace Morris and even made out in a hot tub for a couple hours! But as we expected, Chad Bear seemed to do what he does best and turn Lace COMPLETELY off! How did he do so? Pretty easy when he said:
"Don't be a f*cking f*ggot"
Uhm, nope. Bye, Chad.
Thankfully, Miz Morris couldn't have been more offended and the muscle man's response to the brunette beauty's disgust was telling her, "f*ck off". Let the snowball commence!
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Being upset about how things went down with Lace, the 28-year-old went into a bit of a drunken rage as he started to scare the other contestants when he said:
"I'll murder everyone here and build them into a f*cking bottle.
Sarah did her best to call out Chad for being "abusive" but things only got worse as Johnson replied saying:
"F*ck that one-armed b*tch. I don't give a sh*t."
What's worse is when Herron threatened to leave the show, the reprehensible drunk continued by telling her:
"Keep sucking that fame d*ck."
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Despite Canadian Daniel trying to calm Hurricane Chad, the raging lunatic took a couple swings at his buddy before passing out on the deck naked!
Don't worry, the sh*t show continued as Mr. Johnson woke up the next morning and instead of apologizing for insulting Sarah, he went on to say:
"The only person who should be offended is Army McArmenson."
He couldn't be more of an asshole if he tried!
Of course all of these events were a bit too much and host Chris Harrison decided to call a meeting where it was decided to kick Chad off BIP!
"We all came here to be in paradise — in a matter of one night, you have turned this into hell. I saw what you said to Sarah. I saw what you did to Lace. I saw what you did to the staff. Being belligerent to the staff of this hotel. … You told everyone at this hotel last night to suck a d*ck. You had a chance to turn over a new leaf, and you didn't. … I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
This of course elicited a "f*ck you, dude" response from the raging contestant, but what's done is done!
Outside of the Chad drama, there were plenty of potential romances to pop up including Lace rebounding with Grant Kemp, Izzy Goodkind and Vinny Ventiera bonding a bit, and Jubilee Sharpe and Jared Haibon getting their nerd on over Lord of the Rings!
As for our favorite moments though? Well it HAD to be either Evan, who's an erectile dysfunction specialist, as he was introduced eating a banana, or that glorious Dan as the show opened with him pouring maple syrup down his body! We'll just leave you with this:
Though we won't see much of Chad anymore, we'll definitely stay tuned for more Bachelor in Paradise when it airs on ABC Monday and Tuesday at 8 p.m. EST!
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