And we're at such a loss of words, we're going to let Miz Teigen tell you what went down:
Zayn Malik Reportedly Writing A One Direction Tell-All That Will Make Simon Cowell 'Furious'! Get The Deets!
According to reports, the Like I Would singer is set to write an explosive memoir about his time in the chart-topping boyband, and will be blowing the lid off his former bandmates' clean image!
The 23-year-old, who spent more than five years with the band, will allegedly talk about his more WILD experiences with Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, and Harry Styles in the new tell-all! Yikes!
Apparently, 1D's boss Simon Cowell will be "furious" with the book, as it intends to shatter the illusion of the 1D's PG image. A source told the Daily Mail on Sunday newspaper:
"This book is going to be explosive and Simon Cowell will be furious with Zayn and may even try to stop it coming out. But Zayn is determined to reveal the secrets behind the clean image that was always so fiercely protected by the band's publicity machine."
Yes! Air out that dirty laundry, Zayn!
Aside from 1D's skeletons, the singer is also expected to dish on his high-profile romances, including his broken engagement to Little Mix star Perrie Edwards and current relationship with Gigi Hadid.
We're not sure if Zayn will really pen an explosive memoir about the band that catapulted him into fame — he hasn't reached that Holly Madison career low point just yet — but if he does, we're sure there will be no shortage of juicy secrets Directioners will be dying to know!
Do YOU think Zayn is writing a tell-all?
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