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Wow, that was a doozy.
Not only did the couple show up thirty minutes late to their own event, but they barely disclosed any dirt on their private lives. We guess we'll have to wait until the show's premiere on September 11 for any REAL drama.
Luckily for our Perezcious readers, however, we were able to scrape together FIVE juicy tidbits from the duo's first public event.
We're doing the lord's work, you guys!
1. Wedding Bells
The couple will NOT get married this year. Chyna wants to get her pre-pregnancy body back before walking down the aisle. While R.K. would have tied the knot months ago at the "courthouse", he ultimately agrees with his lady love regarding their nuptials.
The sock man added:
"Every woman deserves to have a beautiful wedding."
Wow, this is Sophie's Choice all over again.
When the pair were asked about who would make a better babysitter, at first they played it safe by answering "both".
After a few seconds of deep thought, Kardashian decided Kylie would be a better choice. We guess the 29-year-old is still bitter over Kendall taking back his Christmas gift!
3. Baby Sock Empire
For all you sock fans out there, Rob revealed his plans to extend his Arthur George line to include infant sizes. So cute!
P.S. This was totally Rob's idea, you guys! Kris Jenner didn't mastermind this at all!
4. Nicknames & No Names
According to B.C., she often refers to Rob as "Jamie" for no reason whatsoever. Other adorable nicknames include "Robbird" and "Poom Poom".
As for what the reality star calls his lady, he prefers calling her by her ACTUAL name — Angela.
5. Postmates Addict
Postmates, we have your next spokesperson.
In one of the most bizarre reveals yet, Rob admitted to spending around $13K on the food delivery service! It's not too surprising since he doesn't go out in public to eat EVER.
Nowadays Mr. Kardashian spends his sock money on Philly cheesesteaks and P.F. Changs for his pregnant lady love.
Well, there ya go! You can watch the full event (below)!
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