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Kanye West Thinks French Fries Are 'Evil' In New Poem About McDonald's! MUST READ!

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It's only a matter of time before he claims he made french fries famous

From Kim Kardashian West, to the big man upstairs, to (mostly) himself, Kanye West usually raps about what he loves.

But in his latest creative endeavor, Yeezy exposed his love affair with McDonald's in a new poem inspired by the fast food chain!

The Wolves rapper's poem McDonald's Man was featured in Frank Ocean's oversized magazine Boys Don't Cry, which was released in pop up shops over the weekend along with his new album Blonde.

Related: Frank Drops Highly Anticipated Visual Album Endless!

The glossy zine contained a copy of the CD (we don't know what that is either…), as well as high-fashion photos, short stories by Ocean, interviews, and apparently some deep-fried poetry from Ye!

In the poem, Kanye discusses his complex relationship with McDonald's french fries — claiming the salty side dish is "evil" because he can't "trust no food that smells that good, man." Good to know!

Ch-ch-check out West's full poem (below) to get a taste of his caloric musings!

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
the French fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man
McDonalds
I know them French fries have a plan
I know them French fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don't trust no food that smells that good man
I don't trust it
I just can't

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them French fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

[Image via WENN.]

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