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Peyton Manning, David Spade, And More Are Just Vicious — Here Are All The Best Jokes From The Comedy Central Roast Of Rob Lowe!

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This is too funny!!!

Though it may not air until Labor Day, Rob Lowe's roast was filmed last night for Comedy Central and it is SO brutal and funny!!

Related: Rob Comforts Lea Michele!

Peyton Manning, David Spade, Jewel, Jimmy Carr, Jeffrey Ross, and more were there to blow up the actor's spot in the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, and it is too funny to wait until early September to see!!

Ch-ch-check out some of the best one-liners from the show (below), including this gem from Spade:

"It's not easy being Rob. He said being so handsome made it difficult for him to find meaningful roles. I wanted to ask Brad Pitt about that, but he was too busy acting in meaningful roles."

Ouch! LOLz!!

But Spade wasn't done (below):

"Rob came up at a time when a sex tape could really ruin your career. But Rob had to do it the hard way: with his acting."

Vicious!!

Related: Rob Headed To Daytime TV?!

Pete Davidson got in on the fun with a shot at Lowe's playboy status (below):

"Let's give it up for Rob Lowe, or as gonorrhea doctors call him, Patient Zero."

Ha!!!

Carr went after Rob's storied past, too (below):

"In the '80s Rob was a member of the Brat Pack. Or as they're now collectively known, the C-List."

LOLz!!

And finally, Manning called out Rob for his prolific tweeting five years ago about a supposed retirement from the NFL (below):

"NFL insider Rob Lowe here tweeted out to the entire world that I was retiring from football. Not five months ago, when I actually did retire, but five years ago. Rob, I never tried to ruin your big moments. I didn't tell people when The Grinder got cancelled. Or when Dr. Vegas got cancelled. Or when Lyon's Den got cancelled. Or when Moonbeam City got cancelled. Or when your Direct TV commercials got cancelled. Heck, I was just thinking that if you'd have been quarterback for the Broncos last year the friggin' Super Bowl would've been cancelled."

Ha! Mic drop!!

This looks SO funny — don't forget to watch The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe when it airs on Labor Day at 10:00 p.m. ET on Comedy Central!

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