Hmm... Where have we heard this before...
Does Kelly Dodd even know what's going on in her marriage?
In an exclusive interview with ET Online, the reality TV starlet opened up on her bizarre marriage to husband Michael Dodd. The couple's inneresting romance has left many Real Housewives of Orange County fans VERY confused.
According to Dodd, she and Michael met in 2004 and had a baby in 2006 while living in San Fransisco.
After the outspoken gal moved to Orange County over her unhappiness with S.F., she and Mr. Dodd struck up a long-distance relationship. Obviously, the space between them caused an onslaught of marital issues.
"I filed for a legal separation, and met another guy. [We] got engaged, I filed for divorce, and then me and the other guy didn't work out. I went back to my husband, stayed with my husband. This was three years ago … everything's back on track."
Wow, sounds messy!
Despite the drama, the reality star contends there's nothing amiss in their union at this point:
"We forgive each other. We have a pretty good marriage now. I mean, we have ups and downs, like everybody … we try to deal with our problems head on. We're still together. We're happy. I mean, as happy as I can be. I mean, there's days where I want to kill him, or wish he'd die. Just kidding, no!"
Oh, jeez. Of course the controversial celeb would make an off-color joke when discussing her marriage!
The momma went on to add:
"We've both gotten older, wiser, a little bit more patient with each other. He realized it's cheaper to keep her and and I realize, you know, if you're with one a**hole, you might as well be with your a**hole husband with a kid."
Umm… that's a very intriguing way to look at the marriage! Is Kelly saying it's easier to stay with her "a**hole" than to find another "a**hole"? Sorta dark, right?!
Summing up her complex situation, K.D. stated:
"I just hope for the best. I hope that we stay together. I don't want to get divorced. He doesn't want to get divorced."
Well, we guess we'll have to wait and see what happens!
Ya never know with Kelly…
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