Maybe he doesn't watch HBO??
On Friday, Lena Dunham sat down with Amy Schumer for a Lenny Letter interview where they dished — or rather complained — about the 2016 Met Gala.
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In case you forgot, the Inside Amy Schumer star wore Alexander Wang while the Girls actress wore a J Crew tux.
During their sit-down, the two funny ladies revealed they had a horrible time at the event, and left super early!
"You and I were literally sitting across from each other at the Met Ball, and it was like a crazy countdown to when we could escape. You were like, 'We're honored to be here. We're honored to be here'… I attempted to grind my ass on Michael B. Jordan for an additional 20 minutes and then left right after you."'
However, the worst part of the evening was Lena's table mate Odell Beckham Jr., who completely ignored her!
"I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, 'That's a marshmallow. That's a child. That's a dog.' It wasn't mean—he just seemed confused. The vibe was very much like, 'Do I want to f–k it? Is it wearing a…yep, it's wearing a tuxedo. I'm going to go back to my cell phone.'"
According to the 30-year-old, the football player spent the entire night checking Instagram!
"It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, 'This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.'"
Yikes! We just hope Amy and Lena have a better time next year!
[Image via WENN.]
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