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***WARNING: Light Gilmore Girls Spoilers Ahead***
Talk about a burn!
As we get closer and closer to Netflix's Gilmore Girls revival series, Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, we're getting EXTREMELY excited for any new nuggets of info that might give clues to what's going on in Stars Hollow!
Sure, we already got a trailer for the upcoming series — and we were teased about a possible pregnancy — but the newest little tidbit might just be our favorite yet as Entertainment Weekly received a copy of the first page of the script! Not only that, but one of the first jokes is poking fun at Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle publication Goop! LOLz!!
"I didn't read the last episode for the longest time because I was scared. loved how everything was teed up in the first three and I, carrying the burden of everybody in my mind, was like, ‘Oh God, what's going to happen?' And to me, it was deeply satisfying — and also it answered questions I didn't even think of. I thought, ‘Oh how perfect, wow. I wouldn't even have wondered that."
Luckily, she went on to say that it was the Paltrow/Goop joke on the first page of the script that sold her, saying:
"I just felt like that's so quintessentially Amy and Lorelai. It was then that I was like, ‘We're going to be okay.'"
So what exactly was this Gwyneth Paltrow jab??
"That's how you look when you get off a plane?"
"That's how you say hello?"
"You've been stuffed in a glorified tin can for seven hours surrounded by people with consumption and diphtheria, scabies, hummus dips, rabid dogs, and drugged-up children attacking your seat and stealing your change."
"What airline are you flying?"
"You should look drawn and blotchy. You should be singing I Dreamed a Dream with a bad haircut while selling yourself to French dockworkers. Instead, you look perfect. Admit it: You've been Goop'd."
"I have not been Goop'd."
"You do yoga in the aisles wearing cashmere sweatpants while your comfort dog watches Zoolander on his watch."
Make sure to mark your calendars for November 25 when the new season of GG drops on Netflix!