Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
Just like last week's debut episode, last night's Rob & Chyna was PACKED with drama!
Even though things seem good right now for Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, we know they went through some tough times early in their relationship — and we're only just starting to see it on the show!!
On Sunday night, we saw the continuation of last week's wild episode when BC kicked Rob out of her house.
After even more bickering, the couple spent four days apart, with Rob even missing a party Chyna threw for one of her closest friends at their new house.
"I miss Rob. We haven't spoken in four days. He really thinks I don't want to be with him. I do want to be with him, I just want him to get himself together."
But though it may be alarming that a soon-to-be father could just leave like that, Rob had his side of the story, too:
"When you're in a relationship, you can't just accuse people … That's not fair. We love each other and nothing bad is going on, so as a man I have to just be more secure and realize this girl isn't like my last."
Hmm… We'll get back to that comment later.
Thankfully, the pair agreed to meet in person to talk things over and work all this stuff out.
Eventually, Rob apologized and smoothed things over — but indicated he wasn't yet ready to move back in to the house, opting to instead work some stuff out himself.
That was tough for Chyna to take, and she opened up to the camera discussing her man's insecurities and issues:
"When Rob says really bad stuff about himself, it kinda throws me off a lot because I don't see it. Some of the stuff he thinks and says is really sad."
We know Rob has been emotionally fragile in the past, but we are only now starting to understand why — and he was happy to fill in the details, too:
"I had a really bad past relationship where the girl was cheating and having sex with so many different people."
Rob has dated many women in the past, but earlier he said Blac Chyna wasn't like his "last" girl — the most recent we know of is Rita Ora.
You don't think…???
Rob and Chyna finally made up though — at least from this most recent fight — as he eventually compromised that he'd join her in Cannes for a scheduled press trip.
But a surprise styling session led by Scott Disick turned into a bad, bad moment for Rob, who had been fighting a lot of insecurities with his weight and looked to be on the losing end of it, at least for this moment.
He told cameras:
"I do not want to go to Cannes anyways. Even when I was in the best shape of my entire life, I still had an insecurity with my weight. I'm not comfortable in my skin, I'm not comfortable with this weight, I feel like I'm not happy with anything I do."
Chyna gave little sympathy, though, saying:
"That's f*cking whack, Rob."
But eventually, thankfully, Chyna relented. After a moment of reflection, she told Rob:
"I can understand why you feel a little bit insecure about your body and stuff. Maybe I need to be more supportive of that and not be so hard on you, too. I'm just sorry for being rude."
Disick also opened up about his own past, discussing a significant drug problem after he found Kendall Jenner (hi Kenny!) experiencing an anxiety attack during the episode.
He explained to Kendall:
"Once upon a time, a couple years ago, I lost my whole entire family. Then I had a really big drug problem. Then I was in rehab. Then I got out. Then I was still into doing drugs and doing sh*t. Rob hasn't come out of the house in three or four years, then [Rob] knocked up his girlfriend after two weeks of knowing her."
Uh… Scott… Maybe that's not the best way to handle a delicate situation?!
There was a funny moment or two on the show, though, too — which is good, because after all this relationship drama and body negativity, we need something to lighten the mood!
The end of the episode centered on a random doctor apparently making up a story about BC's butt collapsing (?!), so she had to spend a while reassuring everybody that, no, her ASSets were just fine!!
She told the camera:
"I came across this article bashing me about my ass collapsing. My ass ain't collapsing. It kinda gets me down a little bit."
Girl, you got all the curves we can handle — ain't no collapsing going on here!
At least one thing ended on a high note last night on the show! Tune in for the next episode of Rob & Chyna on E! at 9:00 p.m. ET on Sunday!
What'd U think, Perezcious readers?! What are your initial impressions of the show after its first few weeks??
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