This guy again.
As we're sure you heard, days after grabbing Gigi Hadid at Milan Fashion Week, notorious celeb "prankster" Vitalii Sediuk decided to target Kim Kardashian West in Paris by slipping past security guards and planting a kiss on her ass.
The 35-year-old has since filed a complaint with French authorities and intends to fully go after the prankster legally, according to E! News.
Related: Vitaliii Thirsty For Anna Wintour, Miranda Kerr, & ATTENTION!
After telling AP that he tried to kiss the KUWTK star's famous booty "to popularize natural beauty among teenage girls" — but the whole thing was just a big "coincidence" — the controversial "journalist" took to Instagram to explain his side of the story:
Tooootal coincidence, we're sure!
Not surprisingly, Vitalii seems completely unbothered by hearing of KKW's decision to take legal action against him:
Anyway, if you're curious as to the ass kisser's in-depth reasoning for trying to pick up Gigi in Milan, read (below)!
My article on why I think Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner are not super-models and what's wrong with fashion industry today PART 1: It's not easy to walk through Milan streets these days for me… Gigi Hadid is everywhere: on the trams, window shops, news-stands, etc..and her young optimistic fans calling me a "pedophile" on Instagram for lifting her up when I'm only 27 y.o. ;) It seems after Cara Delevingne partially left fashion for cinema (which was a wrong move, I think) Gigi took away her crown completely. After encounter with Ms. Hadid at Max Mara show in Milan, I expressed my opinion that while I considered her beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner, had nothing to do with high fashion, more of Instagram fame. I still stand with my opinion despite the backlash. Prefix "super" to "model" means certain requirements. When you go to fashion agency, they make a photo of you at different angles with no make-up on you, professional lights and other additional supplements that would help you stand out and cheat a little at audition. Usually agents looking for boys and girls with dramatic cheekbones, edgy, almost scary, face features to book them for campaign or runway. If Gigi and Kendall go to high profile agency in Paris or Milan without their surname, they would definitely not have passed through the first audition round. In Europe those who represent fashion and make decisions are not shy in responses. The direct answer to you "No", "You don't fit" is common while in the United States people might be offended for hearing this directly in your face. There are other ways to get into this industry - fame and connections. While I have nothing against kids of rich and famous parents, when you come from such environment you have to work harder than anybody else to prove that you are not worse than those boys and girls who desperately wait for their auditions rounds being hungry and sleepy (probably because they work at night time, somewhere at the bar, to pay their bills). While taking a look at Kendall Jenner's numerous photoshoots or runway appearances, I see the same face emotions all over again. She looks bored and completely uninterested..A photo posted by Vitalii Sediuk (@vitaliisediuk) on Sep 25, 2016 at 1:25am PDT
PART 2: ..It seems she doesn't live it up and feel the moment. Modelling is also acting, where Madonna's "Strike a pose", "Express yourself" is not an empty sound. It seems Ms. Jenner has skipped those acting classes. She doesn't seem very much excited about her yet another Vogue cover making it look like it's not a big deal describing it simply on Instagram - "Spanish Vogue October issue". It would be a big deal for someone who works half of his/hers life to be on a prestiges cover. As for Gigi Hadid, she has a SWAG, but it's still doesn't put you in a "super-model" position. Wearing huge sunglasses that cover half of your face and expressing "I'm a bitch" emotion whenever you walk out from public place, makes you look rather not matured. But there are models that you can learn from, especially how to walk the runways: Snejana Onopka and her "I don't give a fuck", Sasha Pivovarova, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Irina Kravchenko, etc. Both Gigi and Kendall depend much on their huge instagram following that makes it very attractive for fashion agencies to book them for bigger PR of a particular product. It's not a secret that nowadays you can buy followers, likes, comments, etc.. Selena Gomez is reaching 100m followers this week on Instagram. Does it make her voice sound better or help cement her status among the greatest artists? No. And if you pay close analysis to hers or Kendall's /Gigi's instagram following, you would find out that a large part of their followers are fake accounts. There are even programs and apps in the Internet to identify that. Still, as for Selena, I consider her likeable. There are of course other type of models that raise questions as well. Without any doubt, Irina Shayk is hot but without high profile boyfriends (who use her to hide their not traditional orientation) she wouldn't be on the runways of Versace and Givenchy. I liked her on a cover of "Sports Illustrated" though, where she advertised swimsuits. But Irina is not an 'haute couture' material. Despite all, we should not blame them for being all over.A photo posted by Vitalii Sediuk (@vitaliisediuk) on Sep 25, 2016 at 1:28am PDT
PART 3: ..The likes of fashion pioneers Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld, Donatella Versace, Anna Della Russo or Carine Roitfeld (the one I made a selfie with for a reason) are responsible for letting these models to have prefix "super". Anna Wintour makes a poker face, whenever she walks out from a fashion show or a public event without liking to answer any questions but when she put Kardashians on the cover of a well-respected magazine Vogue, she made a lot of people upset. And it's fair enough that they demand answers to certain questions. Her likability to ego-maniac Kanye West also made people raise eyebrows. He is a talented musician but fashion isn't his thing (by the way, his new song "Fade" is playing now in a cafe where I am writing this article. I think it's catchy). Though Vogue is not only about Wintour. Her college Anna Dello Russo, Vogue Japan's Editor-In-Chief, made me ask a few questions as well. When does she find a time to write or edit articles, reviews on numerous collections when she changes up to 3 outfits per day during fashion week and posing non-stop to streets-style photographers pretending to be speaking on the phone all the time? There's nothing bad to like attention but when you occupy such a top fashion position, I bet, you have a lot of work to do. She doesn't seem to spend a lot of time in Japan either. Fashion is all about "gang". Designers, models, fashion editors, agents they are all friends to each other, partying, drinking, relaxing (Ibiza would be their favourite spot)..they all do it together. Which means when one of them gives a green light to a certain model, likes of Kendall or Gigi, who don't deserve enough to be there, it means the rest of the "gang" will approve it as well. And when you call out one member of "gang" for being unprofessional, get ready for a blacklist. P.s. As for incident with Ms. Hadid, her kickboxing classes were on point ;) Her tough elbowing kick broke my lip but I don't complain. I started this..and, Gigi, your boyfriend Zayn is lucky he was not there because it would be yet another panic attack to him… Vitalii SediukA photo posted by Vitalii Sediuk (@vitaliisediuk) on Sep 25, 2016 at 1:29am PDT
Wow… with the Zayn Malik zinger at the end! What a prick.
Oh, and as an added bonus, Vitalii totally thinks his "hobby" is the same as Ellen DeGeneres' scare pranks on her show…
So there's that!
Side note, just because Kim posts pictures of her ass all the time doesn't mean that's an invitation to kiss or touch it. Boi bye.
[Image via Instagram.]
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