Too bad D.C. didn't live to see this…
Bravo is basically just an entire network devoted to the Real Housewives franchise at this point — and it looks like Andy Cohen & Co. aren't even trying to hide that fact any longer.
That's because just three months after debuting their first-ever award show The Bravos, the channel unveiled the nominees for their inaugural Real Housewives Awards on Tuesday!
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Naturally, the categories for the election-inspired event are just as crazy as the series' castmembers — including Speaker of the Housewives, Secretary of the Interior Design, and, of course, Plastic Surgeon General — and we'd expect nothing less.
'Wives from every active city are represented — meaning O.C., New York, Atlanta, New Jersey, Beverly Hills, Potomac, and Dallas — but unfortunately, even the less-deserving ladies earned one nomination by default.
But hey, at least fellow Bravolebrities Jeff Lewis and Milania Giudice somehow managed to lock in some nods in a sea of Housewives!
Ch-ch-check out all the ridiculous Real Housewives Awards categories and nominees (below)!!!
Speaker of the Housewives:
Secretary of the Interior Design:
Secretary of Shade:
Plastic Surgeon General:
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
Chief of Laughs:
Sonja Morgan & Ramona Singer
Phaedra Parks & Portia Williams
Stephanie Hollman & Brandi Redmond
Head of the Real Bureau of Investigation:
Meghan King Edmonds
Chief of Staff:
Jackie Beard Robinson
Director of Housewives Relations:
It's worth noting that while recently let-go Yolanda Hadid, Kathryn Edwards, and Jules Wainstein were not included in the list, fellow "fired" wives Katie Rost and Tiffany Hendra were…
Could this mean they aren't just one season wonders after all?!
Find out who wins when Andy Cohen reveals the results during Watch What Happens Live! on Monday, November 7 at 11 p.m. EST only on Bravo!
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