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Rosie O'Donnell Drops Trump Feud To Pen Poem All About Ivanka!

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Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with "Orange anus"…

Rosie O'Donnell has long been saying what most sane Americans are currently thinking — that Donald Trump is a disgusting human — ever since she first began feuding with the reality TV star way back in 2006.

Unfortunately, we didn't take her warnings seriously… and now we're stuck entertaining the idea of possibly promoting the former Celebrity Apprentice host up to President!

Related: Trump Just Won't Stop Being Creepy Around Ivanka…

With that said, unlike her racist Republican rival, Rosie isn't about to judge an entire group of people based on the actions of a select few — which is why she's still friendly with Ivanka Trump!

As you may have seen, the comedienne and fashion designer randomly bumped into each other in New York City on Wednesday and couldn't have been more civil.

Well, it sounds like Rosie actually enjoyed meeting Ivanka even more than we realized — because she just called her "the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," in a poem entitled 8 million to one on Thursday!

Read the entire free verse expression (below):

i saw 4 cops – security i thought
well dressed
jovial – handsome – "yo rosie"
"wasssup men" my common reply

we walk toward one of the quiet booths
behind the stairway
i am tired
this is the first time i have been out

out of bed really – to be honest
since the debate
i have been sleeping a lot
depression clings to me

it's hard to walk
to shower
to try
to care

i see a couple
sitting close together
in a small corner booth
directly across from me

i watch them
stunned by her face
and his calming charm
they were definitely a THEY

obvious for all to see
oblivious to all seeing them
love works like this
i thought

two
so connected
alone together
in a crowded corner

"that is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen"
i say aloud to dana
she turns to look – turns back at me
"that's ivanka"

can't be i said
no it can't be
it is –
she reassures me

what r the chances i say to myself
as dana walked to the hostess station to ask
i stared at the young couple
as they ate – unaware

i was captivated by her beauty
it blinded me so
i didn't realize it was even her
til dana walked back to the table –

nodding slowly
yes
she said
it was

dear god
i prayed
guide me
out of here

we stood to move to another table
but i knew i could not stay
my heart i worried
would break again

it did 4 years ago
i won't survive another one
change ur life
is the prescription

i walked the 5 steps toward her table
introduced myself
she smiled genuinely
her husband was warm and gracious

i told her of my children
some truths about myself
my pain and shame
she was absurdly kind

"i just wanted u to know"
i said in a shaky quiet voice
i then made my way down the large wooden stairway
into my waiting car

the entire encounter
start to finish
was 4 minutes
max

i wrote a book once
about bashert
the concept of
meant to be

it has comforted me
on my darkest days
when my inner voices scream
u deserved it

as her father has
same as my own

Mark our words: This will be the last time a Trump is ever called "warm" and/or "gracious" in these parts.

All jokes aside…

Do U see any of Donald in Ivanka??

[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]

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