This is the most wonderful thing we've heard all week.
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Lady in the street, but a freak in the sheets!
The tall diva wrote:
"Some of this sex advice had me laughing out loud! I'm all for experimenting with your sex life and bringing your A game under the sheets, but some of the tips in Cosmopolitan magazine are too cray even for me."
"I've been kissed when someone had ice in his mouth before and it felt really good. It depends on the moment, though. I don't mind this, but it has to be a natural thing."
She also doesn't mind role-playing!
"I think role-playing is totally fine, but you have to do it to your own personality. It just depends though because you don't want to be too crazy. Sometimes the guy might be like, 'WTF is wrong with you?"'
However, don't expect the 32-year-old to be fed ice cream in the dark, or to press a fork onto a man's body!
"I don't want to feed ice cream to anyone unless it's in a restaurant, LOL. And even then it would only be one bite. You know I'm Khlo-C-D, too, so nothing sounds worse to me than spilling ice cream in my bed."
And she definitely doesn't want to get busy during the commercials of her favorite show!
"It's too short—and what if you're watching Friends? I mean, no one is getting off to Chandler."
Sorry Chandler, but KoKo has a point!
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