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See the ego blows (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]
It's Kim Kardashian West's birthday!
On Thursday, Keeks' longtime bestie Allison Statter took to the mother-of-two's website and app to reflect on Kardashian's 16th birthday bash from back in the day — which only seems right as the A-lister is now the big 3-6.
"Hey guys, It's hard to believe that 20 years ago, Kim and I were turning 16 and learning how to drive. I remember Kim's Sweet 16 so well. Aunt Kris and Uncle Robert hosted a really nice lunch for Kim with all of her friends and family at a popular Italian restaurant called Cicada. We would all do our Sweet 16s at Cicada! How cool that Kim is wearing a vintage slip dress, LOL! Kim was always a tad bit younger than us, with her birthday being in October, so we were all ready for her to turn 16 so we didn't have to drive her everywhere anymore!"
How very My Super Sweet 16 of Kim. LOLz!
"Kim didn't think she was getting a car because her dad had convinced her she didn't need her own car at 16, so when Kim walked outside after lunch to her new white BMW in the parking lot, she was SO surprised!!!"
Awww! Even we think Kimmie was surprised, just look at her expression in the pic (above)!
Kim's BFF concluded:
"As Kim and I have grown up together and gone through some life milestones—like getting our first jobs, moving into our first apartments, getting married and having babies—it's nice to look back at all of our memories together. Her 16th birthday will always be a special memory because it was at a time in our lives where we didn't have as much responsibility. We enjoyed every moment of being 16 together! Happy birthday, Kimmie. I love you more than you know!"
So sweet. We had a feeling a post like this one would be popping up on Kim's site as her assistant Steph Shep told fans that the celebutante's loved ones would be taking over the app while the reality TV star was MIA.
Be sure to ch-ch-check out other pics from the epic bash for yourself in the batch (above). HINT: Keep your eyes peeled for younger versions of Kourtney Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian, Rob Kardashian, Kris Jenner, family friend Faye Resnick, and more!
[Image via kimkardashianwest.com.]