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Can Someone Please Help Ryan Lochte Figure Out How Old His Dog REALLY Is?

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Somewhere out there Ryan Lochte is crying into a beer as Forever Young plays on loop.

On Sunday, Ryan made headlines again after he wished his dog Carter Lochte a happy 8th birthday. While the gesture itself isn't a big deal, it soon became a story after some internet sleuths realized the swimmer had wished Carter a happy 8th birthday two times before.

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Ha! Either R.L. isn't too great at math or he's floating down a river we like to call DENIAL.

What's funny is, this ridiculous mixup comes on the heels of the swimmer's Rio robbery controversy. You think the athlete would triple-check his facts after his web of lies fell apart in August!

Check out Ry's hilarious b-day messages to his time-traveling Benjamin Button dog (below)!

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Wow… the jokes just write themselves.

Following the gaffe, Ryan deleted the 2016 tweet and replaced it with an updated message which read:

Inneresting. We wonder if this is ACTUALLY the dog's age… we don't know what to believe anymore!

Happy 8th 9th b-day, Carter!

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