"He didn't grab me, he was very fair to me… but I was a little disappointed that he criticized Alicia, who was a former Miss Universe, for gaining some weight during her term. I'm not a skinny girl, I used to model, act — and I've been asked to lose weight before, several times. But I love the body that I'm in; and I'm healthy, I feel fit, I feel strong. I don't think anyone should body-shame anyone!"
April Ryan, the Washington bureau chief for American Urban Radio Networks, asked Spicer how the White House plans to "revamp its image" after two months of divisive policies and persistent reports of Trump's connection to Russia.
Unfortunately, the word "Russia" triggered old Spicey like a Soviet sleeper agent, launching him into full-on defensive jerkwad mode.
Spicer interrupted Ryan's question to unleash a cued-up tirade, barking: