Speaking to Us Weeklyabout his life after losing The Bachelorette on Wednesday, the 32-year-old war veteran revealed that he has an album coming out this January — completely coincidentally the same month Nick's season begins.
However, JoJo and her winner Jordan Rodgers may want to abstain from this piece of Bachelor Nation memorabilia because Luke also admitted that she's going to be featured in some songs, saying:
"A lot of artists write about past relationships and current ones. You write about the good and the bad and the ugly as a way to paint of picture of what happened. You're a storyteller at the end of the day. So absolutely, there will be some of that about JoJo in my writing.
People will pick up on it because they've seen what happened in reality, but I don't say her name. They'll be able to draw connections from what the music is saying. But I try not to go too cliche. I don't have a rose song!"
Hasan Minhaj hosted the, well, weird night, and he delivered some jokes -- and that included a good handful of ones about Trump even though he didn't want to be involved. He touched on Russia, Trump's NUMEROUS problems with the press, and all the issues facing minorities and basically everyone Trump is attacking.
The comedian also took some time to roast the Trump kids who have foolishly supported their dad just because he's that, their dad.
But our fave part had to be Minhaj calling out Trump as a liar because that is straight up what he is! It's not even a joke!
So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!