All the TV funny people were still wrapping their heads around the election results on Wednesday night, and delivered somber monologues pretty much saying the same thing — like it or not (not), we have to deal with four years of Trumpland.
Ch-ch-check out all the late night clips (below), starting with a tearful Seth Meyers:
Stephen Colbert cheered on the anti-Trump protests, stressing how important it was for people to make their voices heard. He also gave a tip for parents who are trying to discuss the election with their kids, quipping:
"Just tell your kids in a reassuring voice that Trump is going to be good, maybe, you know? Just tell them anything. Tell them the new president is Elsa from Frozen."
Samantha Bee took a more combative route during her Full Frontal monologue, blaming Hillary Clinton's loss on "the Caucasian nation" who showed up in flocks to vote for the GOP nominee.
Though, she felt hopeful for the future due to the "millions of nasty women who aren't going away." Preach, girl!
Perhaps most surprising was the ever-silly Conan O'Brien, who spoke optimistically about history, unity, and the resilience of the American spirit.
And then brought out a giant dog.
As for James Corden, the British host tried to lift his audience's spirits by sharing a story about his family moving to the States, saying he hopes our divided country "can unite together and work together" for a better future.
This could become really big -- and it sounds horrifying.
KeKe Palmer is accusing performer Trey Songz of 'sexual intimidation,' among other things, after she randomly appeared in his newly released music video for Pick Up The Phone that was released on YouTube on Friday.
From what we can gather reading Palmer's passionate Instagram message that contained the accusation, it appears she did NOT give Songz consent for her to appear in the video -- but the Scream Queens star takes it even further than that.
It is scary and potentially triggering to read, but here is her full, emotionally-charged IG message about what led up to her non-consensual appearance in the video and the hints about how she was forced into it (below):