This is the most wonderful thing we've heard all week.
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We're about ready to wake up from this nightmare…
Unfortunately for those of us on the right side of history, the next four years still show little promise of progressing us forward based on the President-elect's proposed cabinet.
As Celebrity Apprentice star Omarosa so kindly pointed out, Trump has been keeping an enemies list all along his campaign trail — which means there aren't many applicants available who've any hope of passing the exclusive vetting process.
While RNC Chair Reince Priebus and Breitbart News' Steve Bannon have already been appointed White House Chief of Staff and chief strategist, respectively, Donald's ex-wife Ivana Trump is looking to one-up First Lady Melania Trump with a political position of her own:
The Ambassador to the Czech Republic…
"I will suggest that I be ambassador for the Czech Republic. It's where I'm from and my language and everybody knows me. I'm quite known all around the world. Not only in America. I have written three books, and they were translated in 40 countries in 25 languages. I'm known by the name Ivana. I really did not need the name Trump."
Well, we can see what they had in common…
The craziest thing about this is that Ivana's reasoning actually makes sense compared to just about everything else Trump has been spewing.
Still, does Donald's baby momma believe he'll ever step foot in 1600 Penn??
"I don't think he will ever give up the Trump Tower. I know it is probably inconvenient for the residents, but he is going to work it out. But he is moving to the White House. To be perfectly honest, I think probably the Trump Tower and my town house in New York is much better than the White House. But Donald is very right: He said if a lot of Presidents before can live there, so can [he]. [Although,] I don't think he's going to do gold leafing in the White House."
Of course not — he'll be doing orange.
But on a serious note, an Ivana ambassadorship would set a negative precedent for a lot of potentially terrifying titles.
Secretary of Commerce Marla Maples, anyone??
What do YOU think of Donald handing out titles to his friends and family?
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