…Is it too late to send him back to Hawaii??
If you're a fan of guilty pleasure television, then you're probably already aware that the cast of Vanderpump Rules is about as deplorable a group of people can get before entering truly sociopathic territory.
And then there's Jax Taylor…
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Monday night marked episode two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff's fifth season, where the 37-year-old bartender continued to spread rumors about his girlfriend Brittany Cartwright having a lesbian hookup with his best friend Kristen Doute!
On top of the Kentucky muffin chow down probably not ever happening in the first place, Jax couldn't quite grasp the concept that you're not supposed to talk badly about your significant other no matter the situation… but ESPECIALLY not to their boss (i.e. Lisa Vanderpump)!
Unfortunately for Brittany, Kristen didn't exactly help things when she admitted her apparent blackout kept her from remembering the night in question at all…
Never change, Kris.
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We just have to say: It's obvious to everyone else that Jax clearly wants out of this relationship and is just gaslighting Brittany to make her seem like the bad guy… right??
But hey, at least Kristina Kelly got her one scene of the season!
Ch-ch-check out the highkey highlight of Monday night's #PumpRules (below)!!!
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