It was a feast for the senses on last night's Teen Mom OG!
These young mommas usually have their hands full of screaming children, but it was their eyes and ears that got some exercise through trips to the strip club, horse stables, and, of course, heated family arguments!
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Maci Bookout got more than she bargained for during her Las Vegas trip with fiancé Taylor McKinney. The pair threw separate bachelor and bachelorette parties and made a deal not to see each other — which was probably a good thing for Taylor.
While the groom-to-be held a "Best Man Olympics" with his friends, Maci saw the best men Sin City had to offer: male strippers!
Hitting up the Thunder Down Under, Maci got pulled on stage and got ravaged by an "aggressive" Magic Mike wannabe — which worried the reality star that she had broken her pledge with Taylor to not see any strippers. What happens in Vegas stays on MTV?
Things were just as exotic over at Catelynn Lowell's house, as she was planning to "investigate" getting a horse as a personal bit of therapy for herself.
Her husband Taylor Batlierra didn't seem enthused by the idea, and reminded Catelynn about her history of impulse buying farm animals — like that one time she randomly got a pig.
After visiting a stable, Cate debated buying a horse over volunteering. While she felt a need to be able to bond with a horse that was her own, she admitted they couldn't afford one at the moment. Tyler looked like the last thing he wanted was another mouth to feed.
Amber Portwood was also dealing with animals she had no control over: thirsty gossip bloggers! As rumors swirled about her and fiancé Matt Baiser more than ever before, blogger Matt Richards suggested the couple write a book to share their side of the story.
After Amber tearfully agreed, the two were off to New York to meet with the blogger and map out all the tabloid fiction they wanted to address.
Of course, the wildest of all the moms this week was once again Farrah Abraham, who spent the entire episode yelling at her mom, Debra Danielsen.
Debra was staying in town for a few weeks to help out with Farrah's store opening, and the two fought the entire time over their past bad communication with each other, basically giving us a recap of their tumultuous mother-daughter reality show relationship.
Daughter Sophia even observed that Farrah had "changed… from being nice to rude," when Farrah asked if she could do anything to improve as a parent. But the porn star ignored the criticism, saying:
"No, I'm being nice, too, so let's not waste my time. Mommy's never rude."
Good luck in TV therapy, Sophia.
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Debra broke down upstairs, telling the producers she couldn't keep being mistreated by her family. Sophia came in and gave her grandmother a hug, which calmed things down for a solid minute or two.
Then Debra went back downstairs and told Farrah she didn't want to fight anymore — but her daughter responded by bursting into tears and kicking her mom out of the house! Talk about melodramatic!
Do YOU think Farrah is having a breakdown, or just being Farrah? Watch Teen Mom OG on Mondays at 9 p.m. EST on MTV!
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