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Matthew McConaughey Said Some Pretty Weird Sh*t In His Playboy Interview About Sex, Drugs, And… Touching Vaginas?!

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Matthew McConaughey truly is his own unique brand of crazy eccentric.

In his newly-published interview with Playboy, the A-lister had no desire to hold back while talking about gaining weight for his role in Gold, getting arrested for drug possession, or even his parents' sex lives!

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The Magic Mike alum was incredibly honest in the piece, which we completely applaud.

However, we couldn't help but notice some of the sh*t he said was TOTALLY weird. The part burned into our brains the most is when the acclaimed actor confirmed to the reporter that his father died in the middle of having sex with his mother, saying:

"My father did die making love to my mother, by the way. That captures a lot of who my mom is."

Ummmmm. We suppose it's inneresting that Poppa McConaughey went out with a literal bang, but when Matthew says that "captures a lot" of who his mother is, what does he possibly mean by that?!

The 47-year-old also explained his parents didn't shy away from the subject of sex, recalling that his dad got up close and personal with his manhood while — very bluntly — explaining the way of the birds and the bees:

"He goes, 'Hey, buddy, drop your pants. Let's see what you got. Okay, now these right here? They're what really make a baby. And this little guy is where the semen comes out. I'm sure the old shower head's hit it a few times when you were playing with yourself and it felt great.' It was a man-to-man, son-to-dad talk. It was really cool and kind of took taboos off things."

And he made sure to explain his first experience touching a vagina in DETAIL:

"All I'd ever seen was Playboy photos of women standing up that I had hidden in the barn across the neighborhood. They never exposed labia and stuff, so I always thought the vagina faced east-west. I got there and I'm like, Where is it? The next four inches down took me longer than the first hour, because now I'm going, Uh-oh, have I skipped it? Three hours later, I learned that it faces north-south and she was like, 'Come on, come on.' I was wonderfully, innocently misinformed."

But sex wasn't the only thing he dished about!

Mr. McConaughey also had some pretty bizarre commentary on his 1999 arrest for marijuana possession:

"I saw the cop's eyes get big when he identified me, and it became, 'Oh, look what we've got here.' My first call was to my mother. I was feeling guilty because I was not raised to be in jail. What's wrong with beating on your drums in your birthday suit? I have no regrets about the way I got there. But what's the lesson? Shut the window that has the beautiful scent of jasmine blowing in because it's two in the morning and you might wake a neighbor."

We'll pretend we followed that last part…

Anyway, ch-ch-check out the full — weird AF — interview HERE!

[Image via Playboy.]

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