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Cuffing Season Is In Full Swing — So Here's How To Deal With Being Single Around The Holidays

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Ah, the struggle of being single during the holidays.

If you're finding yourself without a plus one to all the festivities this year (and every other year, really) — we've got a survival guide that will help remind you you're a badass b*tch who doesn't need to dread the question, "Why are you *still* single?" from everyone at the party.

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Who needs love to keep you warm when you have eggnog, are we right?!

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So when your drunk Aunt Judy seems shocked that you're still all alone "because you're so0o great," we've come up with a few responses that will help you leave the conversation with some swagger:

"I haven't found someone to match how fabulous I am. Will you pass the pepper?"

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"Did you hear I got a job promotion?"

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"Well, believe it or not, I haven't met the right person yet" or, better yet:

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"You didn't hear? He left me for Meghan Markle."

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If you want to avoid defending yourself altogether, try passing out cards with your relationship status so your pesky relatives don't even ask. Hopefully they'll get the point for the next family gathering…

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Treat yo'self — massages, facials, mani/pedis… you deserve it, bb!

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A break from school or work means one thing: you can do whatever (and whoever) the f*ck you want!

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Always remember, instead of stressing yourself out trying to find the perfect gift for that special someone, you can use that money to buy YOURSELF something you really want! Yas!

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Sleep. Eat. Repeat.

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Remember you're just as strong and independent as you are any other time of year. *Snaps*

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