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Donald Trump Tries To Hide The Lack Of A-Listers At His Inauguration By Promising 'Soft Sensuality' Instead — And Twitter Can't Stop Laughing!

| Filed under: PolitikDonald TrumpSexViral: NewsPatton Oswalt

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Um. What?

Donald Trump is clearly very insecure about the fact that he can't seem to land an A-list performer for his inauguration — even Moby won't do it — and is now trying to change his tune.

After a desperate and failed search for a celeb performer, the racist Republican's team even began pretending he never actually wanted a star-studded bash!

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As if that wasn't transparent enough, inauguration planner Tom Barrack's word choice while addressing pool reporters on Tuesday didn't help the situation.

He said:

"So what we've done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It's a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that's a coronation. That's the way this president-elect wanted it."

Translation: No one wanted to throw Donald Trump a big party, so now he's trying to convince everyone he never wanted one in the first place.

Also, what the f*ck does he mean by "soft sensuality"?! It's a swearing in ceremony. It's literally the day the 70-year-old becomes President of the United States.

What on earth is SENSUAL about that?!

Well, we aren't the only ones confused by the inneresting description! The Twitterverse had a f*cking field day!

Ch-ch-check out some of the best reactions (below)!

What do U think Trump's inauguration will be like, Perezcious readers?!

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

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