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Donald Trump Denies Golden Shower Allegations During First Press Conference: 'I'm Very Much A Germaphobe'

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He's no President Barack Obama

Donald Trump was originally supposed to deliver his first press conference as President-elect a month ago, but in typical tyrant fashion, he got the speech pushed back all the way until today.

But while Wednesday's speech from the Trump Towers lobby was supposed to be about his conflicts of interest when it comes to running both the United States and his multi-million dollar business… the only thing anyone really cared about was Tuesday night's golden shower allegations!

Related: Celebs React To Donald Trump's #GoldenShowerGate!

Unfortunately, Donald addressed his Russian prostitution fetish scandal mostly just by attacking BuzzFeed and CNN's credibility, saying:

"I do have to say, and I must say, that I want to thank a lot of the news organizations here today because they looked at that nonsense that was released by maybe the intelligence agencies, who knows, but maybe the intelligence agencies, which would be a tremendous blot on their record if they in fact did that. Because a thing like that should have never been written, it should never been had and it should certainly never have been released."

Wait… so it WAS written by the intelligence agencies?!

Literally every other person at the press conference — including Vice President-elect Mike Pence — said it was "fake news." Only Trump himself suggested it might legitimately be from intelligence.

Is he saying it was faked by an intelligence agency?

It's just too bad he couldn't possibly have asked the prostitutes to pee on each other since, as he points out to a reporter he's a "germaphobe."

Related: Celebs Defend Meryl Streep After Donald Calls Her 'Over-Rated'

Plus, the Commander-in-Chief revealed he's relying on the nation's military bands to play the inauguration, since every famous musician was smart enough to refuse the racist Republican's wishes.

Oh — and you can officially forget ever getting a look at Trump's tax returns!!

But at least he's looking forward to being friends with President Vladimir Putin even though he "thinks it was Russia" behind the hacks…

Ch-ch-check out Donald Trump and Mike Pence's press conference in full (below)!!!

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]

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