We hate to say this, but, b*tches be crazzzzy!
Earlier this week, Married To The Mob founder Leah McSweeney sounded off on Saturday Night Live's Michael Che for having poor online dating etiquette after the twosome connected via the exclusive app Raya. However, it seems as though Miz McSweeney's account of what went down might not be entirely accurate!
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But let's start from the beginning. Back on Tuesday, Leah shared on her Improper Etiquette podcast:
"I met a comedian, I've dealt with a few comedians. They are the worst, I don't even know why I entertain this but I have to say … Michael Che is so arrogant and so rude and disrespectful that I cannot even believe that someone … you're like a D-list celebrity to me, whatever, that's why I don't even care that I'm saying his name. I'm not like blowing up Jay Z's spot."
DANGGG. Tell us how you really feel, girl.
The New York native continued:
"Why are you on a dating app if you hate women? Literally, you've never met me and you're texting me like I'm a stupid b*tch … texting me and being mad rude. He kept just texting me, going, 'I'm fat. Does that turn you on?' And I'm like, 'you're fat? I think I've seen you and you're not fat, OK.'"
Huh. Obviously, the business woman's criticism of the funny man didn't stop there as she added:
"You're trying to f*ck with me? I don't get it. You're just a f*cking dork wearing Air Force Ones [sneakers] at the end of the day. Like, cause you're sitting up there writing your jokes on a little card, trying to figure out what the f*ck. His Netflix special ["Michael Che Matters"] is actually funny … arrogance is ignorance to me. You don't know me, you don't know nothing about me, you don't know we have mad friends in common and like, you're gonna treat me like some stupid bitch? Like f*ck you. I just can't deal."
So dramatic. To make matters worse, alleged text messages between Leah and the comic have leaked on Page Six, which depicts a VERY different scenario than the one McSweeney described. Not only do the messages show Leah trying and failing at flirting with Che, the texts themselves are kind of homophobic. We mean, at one point, the podcaster even said all the men on the app "look[ed] gay." Tsk, tsk!
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Now, Leah attempted to spark a convo with Michael several times between September 2016 and January 2017 — with the comedian giving short/uninterested messages in return. In fact, Che's "fat" comment came after Leah gave insight into the number of food options that were in the TV vet's neighborhood. LOLz!
When the blonde beauty didn't get a response from Michael, she reacted by sending him some totally insane messages. On December 29, Leah wrote:
"U hate me cus I'm white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed."
WHAT??? Thankfully, Michael put a stop to their weird exchanges for good as he told his female suitor:
"I [don't] wanna meet up. You text really strange declarations looking for a reaction, and I don't wanna know what's the real life equivalent of that."
Snaps. Also, Che has since defended that he is "proud of [his] curves."
It'll be inneresting to see if Leah retracts her statement about Michael anytime soon!
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