No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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So glad our tax dollars are being spent promoting Donald Trump's kid's clothing line!
As you're probably aware, Ivanka Trump's brand has been dropped from several retailers — one being Nordstrom, who asserts they only dumped the 35-year-old's collection due to poor sales and not for political reasons.
Regardless, Drumpf went on a Twitter tirade on Wednesday to complain about his precious Ivanks being "treated unfairly" by the "terrible" department store, a tweet that was later re-posted to the official POTUS page. No, really.
Enter: Kellyanne Conway.
On Thursday morning, the Queen of Alternative Facts went on Fox & Friends to reiterate The Donald's complaint, and to encourage everyone to "go buy Ivanka's stuff!" — stuff, by the way, that is made in China.
"Go buy Ivanka's stuff, is what I would tell you. It's a wonderful line. I own some of it. I'm going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody."
Wow. You really just can't make this stuff up.
Miz Conway also said she was gonna go out and buy some new threads for herself from Miz Trump's line in solidarity (even though she "hates shopping"!) — something she probably should have done before the inauguration, if you ask us…
LOLz! We kid, we kid!
Watch the senior adviser use her time to promote the Trump family's outside ventures (below):
It's 100% a violation of federal ethics law to use a public office for private gain, but sure. Why not. Pile it on.
Have U had enough yet, Perezcious readers????
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