Boy, this is a mouthful…
In the May issue of British Glamour, cover girl Amy Schumer discusses everything from her insanely successful career, to her budding relationship with boyfriend Ben Hanisch.
While things are going well between the actress and the furniture designer, that doesn't mean their bedroom romps are always a slam dunk.
On the morning of the interview, the Inside Amy Schumer star reveals she and her boo got intimate, but he wasn't exactly in the mood. She says:
"I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing… I'm happy, but obviously I was like, 'Fuck you!'"
When it comes to oral sex, the funny lady likes to get in, and get out!
"When I'm down there, if it's more than a minute, it's his birthday or something… But this morning it just happened—and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop."
Jokes aside, the 35-year-old can't help but gush about her man.
"He's really cool; it's not a problem to be around any of the sorts of people who are at these events. He takes it all in his stride… But when I say, 'Shall we get out of here?,' he's like, 'Yes!' I'm so lucky that I met him. And he hadn't seen any of my work before we met."'
Although Miz Schumer is "grateful" for her fame, she isn't terribly thrilled to be a household name.
"No, I did not ever want to be famous, honestly. It didn't occur to me until it was already happening. The fame aspect is not something that appealed to me at all. And I was really kind of terrified of it… I wouldn't trade it to wait tables or whatever. I live my life; I'm grateful for everything. It's mostly just really annoying."
Amy is unfiltered 24/7!
[Image via British Glamour.]
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