So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Here's something we never thought we'd say: Donald Trump just pulled out!
The House was set to vote on the legislation on Friday, though most congressionals opposed the half-baked American Health Care Act.
Trump and house speaker Paul Ryan were once confident they could get enough Republican votes to replace the Affordable Care Act — but shit went SOUTH first on Thursday and then during the formal debate on the bill Friday morning.
How south? The House called for a recess just MINUTES before the official vote was supposed to go down. Republican representatives dramatically called for a secret meeting, frantically scrambling for last minute support.
#BULLETIN: President Trump asks Speaker Ryan to pull the bill
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 24, 2017
Damn, that's embarrassing!!!
We'll report more on this as the story develops, but it looks like it's back to the drawing board for Trumpcare!