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Pamela Anderson Drops A Political Poem Inspired By Her 'Special Relationship' With Julian Assange!

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Pamela Anderson's "special relationship" with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is certainly bizarre.

As you may recall, the Baywatch alum is rumored to be romantically involved with the 45-year-old as she has visited him at least nine times at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London these last six months. In case you forgot, Assange is currently hiding out in the embassy in order to avoid rape charges in Sweden.

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Anywho, Miz Anderson has once again opened up about their inneresting connection as she posted a peculiar poem to her website earlier this week. In the model's latest piece of written work, Pamela gets political by addressing Donald Trump's relationship with British Prime Minister Theresa May.

Oh, and the industry vet also suggests that France should join the U.S. and the U.K. for a "threesome."

We wish were kidding.

The Playmate wrote:

"I may have some advice for Trump and May on special relationships based on my own special relationship with Julian Assange/ Regarding Free Speech and Democracy. France can join in as a threesome. A fast approaching UK election, heated up US threats, and the French - makes this the opportune time to discuss politics romantically. It is a romantic struggle /

Things that the USA and UK bring to the relationship are Bad secrecy laws. Keeping Julian illegally detained. Hating transparency and Bombing countries. It is dysfunctional and unequal, this relationship to date. I wish to help them to improve it, and make it work."

Huh. Pamela goes on to compare the U.S. to a "freakish lover" or "stalker" for spying on the British government. The blonde stunner also added that she wanted to "bring sexy back." Hey girl, Justin Timberlake already did that in 2006.

But the 49-year-old didn't stop there as she also weighed in on how the super powers could fix the tensions in the Middle East. Not only did she suggest that the powerful countries eliminate their "special relationship," but she also advised that both nations "disarm and withdraw their troops from Afghanistan and other overseas military engagements."

With all due respect, when did Anderson become an expert in international relations??

Be sure to ch-ch-check out Pamela's lengthy poem for yourself HERE!

[Image via Rocky/WENN.]

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