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Donald Trump BLASTS 'Filthy' Stephen Colbert For His Vladimir Putin Blow Job Joke — And Don't Forget About The 'Hatred' At CNN!

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If there's one thing we can all agree about Donald Trump, it's his inability to take a joke about himself — especially those of the emasculating variety.

So, it's no surprise the President had a LOT to say about Stephen Colbert's controversial quip about Trump being Vladimir Putin's "cock holster."

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In an interview with TIME magazine, POTUS condemned The Late Show host for his "filthy" remarks — and while he was on the subject, took the opportunity to fill his monthly media bashing quota.

Not only was Trump — who, need we remind you, coined the phrase "grab ‘em by the pussy" — disgusted by Colbert's potty mouth, he also claimed the late night host was just being dirty for the sake of ratings!

Putin's scrotum podium explained:

"There's nothing funny about what [Colbert] says. And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying. By the way they were going to take him off television, then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying. I've done his show… But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high — highest rating. The highest rating he's ever had."

Well, of course Colbert's ratings are up from roasting the Orange Pig Baby running loose in the Oval Office — that shit storm is more of an intriguing disaster than an actual Godzilla attack.

After lashing out on Colbert, Trump put other reporters in his cross hairs, reminding us that ANY negative coverage gets him just as upset.

POTUS then took aim at CNN's Chris Cuomo, calling the reporter a "chained lunatic" who is "like a boiler ready to explode." But he saved the worst for Don Lemon, who is "perhaps the dumbest person is broadcasting."

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As for the kind folks at Fox News? Well, we already know how Trump feels about those valiant knights:

"I do watch Fox in the morning, and their ratings have gone through the roof because everyone knows I'm watching Fox. But they're pleasant. And if I do something wrong they report on it. I don't mean they – if I do something wrong. But it's really, honestly it's the most accurate."

Yup, things are always pleasant over at the cable news network. Except when Bill O'Reilly asks you into his dressing room!

But we won't make this post filthy out of respect for POTUS. After all, the children are reading.

[Image via C-SPAN.]

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