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Why Yes, Amy Schumer Referenced Blowjobs In Her Wedding Vows To Chris Fischer

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She may be a married woman, but she's still Amy Schumer.

At her wedding, the comedienne assured her husband that married life won't change who she is — meaning, she'll continue to give him loving, enthusiastic blowjobs in sickness and in health.

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The I Feel Pretty star recited some of the X-rated vows she wrote to Chris Fischer on the SiriusXM show You Up With Nikki Glaser, dishing:

"In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't.'"

Aww… a different kind of gooey!

The 36-year-old admitted the vows took her 20 minutes to write and "sucked" in comparison to the groom's, recalling:

"His were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.' It was all like, awful shit."

A match made in heaven!

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Glaser, who was in attendance at the surprise Malibu ceremony, remembered a more sentimental line the bride recited:

"You go, ‘You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.'"

Sounds like they both do a lot for each other!

[Image via Instagram.]

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