That rooster had the right idea!

In order to promote her new flick Valentine's Day, Jessica Biel went on The Jay Leno Show and dished about getting shit on by a farm animal during her Vogue shoot and ended up eating chocolate covered crickets!

If it comes between watching her shiteous new movie or the crickets, we'd take the latter!

Watch the clip (above) to see how Leno will deter future guests!

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Yuck! You're sad attempts at showing affection are nauseating!

On Sunday, Justin Timberlake took his ball & chain girlfriend Jessica Biel to Radiohead's Haiti benefit concert in Los Angeles. Witnesses at the concert noticed the couple being very "couple-y" by holding hands and sitting close to one another.

One concertgoer noticed that Jessica seemed almost memorized by Justin, always "gazing at him" and "laughing at everything he said."

Jeez, can't believe she left his side long enough to climb that mountain.

How ever did she pull herself off the leash?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Rumors have been floating around for the better part of a year that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are on the rocks and perhaps, on their way to splitsville.

Well, Jessica wants you to know that nothing could be farther from the truth, without really saying anything at all. In her recent interview in Vogue magazine, Jessica was asked if she wanted to clear anything up concerning the rumors. She replied:

"I don't want to talk about it. I don't feel the need to clear anything up. It's the most precious thing that I have in my life, and I care about it so much that I don't care about what anyone says or thinks. I have just not addressed it in any real way, and I'm not going to. It's mine. And I really like that about it."

Gee, we wonder how Justin likes being thought of as a possession!

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Is it for real this time?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have reportedly split up and gone their separate ways.

FINALLY!

Jessica has been working hard in Africa, just finishing a climb up Mount Kilimanjaro that was originally supposed to be completed alongside her now ex-boyfriend Timberpuss.

Justin, however, has been off partying in Jackson Hole, Wyoming — even performing and beatboxing at The Brother Ali Show.

Blah, blah, blah.

We're sure neither of them will have trouble finding another boring replacement for the other.

[Image via WENN.]

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Yesterday marked Day Five of the celebfest summit climb of Mt. Kilimanjaro to raise awareness global water issues.

Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, and Co. had to trudge through a blizzard, with the visibility only 10 feet in front of them!

Yikes! That's rough!

What's even worse is that according to her group, the weather isn't the only concern. Seems the altitude has everyone's bowels in a tizzy as well!

Hope someone brought a pooper-scooper!

Check out the day they had yesterday from their climb video. (above)

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As you read this, Jessica Biel is climbing up Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania!

Biel, alongside a number of celebs, is taking part in the Summit on the Summit climb to raise awareness and $$$$ for the clean water crisis.

Supporters have pledges a dollar for every foot Jess scales, and apparently Biel is not doin' too shabby!

The avid fitness fan is reportedly "more than holding her own" on the climb!

But will she make it to the peak?

[Image via WENN.]

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It's on!

A charitable group of actors, musicians and activists, including Emile Hirsch and Jessica Biel started their uphill trek to the top of Mt. Kilimanjaro today. The expedition is to raise awareness and funds for the global water crisis.

Supporters can follow every step they take on the cause's website and we'll be checking in periodically to see how long it takes one of these celebrities to crack under the pressure.

It just might a very long 19,340 feet journey!

[Image via WENN.]

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We know Justin Timberlake loves golf after buying his own course earlier this year, but this is a little much.

JT has just dumped $800,000 into converting a room in his home into an indoor golf course!

Timberlake admits his love for the sport saying: "I am a golf fanatic. My handicap is six and I play 18 holes a couple of times a week. I converted one of the bigger rooms in my house into a miniature green."

Actually, if Jessica Biel was our boyfriend we'd figure out ways to spend as much time away from her too.

[Image via WENN.]

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Want to see Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner make-out?!

Watch the trailer for their new movie, Valentine's Day! (above)

There's also a bunch of other actors in there we're sure you've heard of, but care much less about.

Thoughts?

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