When you are as delicious and rich as Cristiano Ronaldo, trival things like this don't bother you.

Crissy returned to his car yesterday in Madrid to find that he had received a parking ticket. He paid it very little mind and didn't seem the least bit upset by it.

Now, if a devoted fan was sitting in that car, he would have lost his mind!

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You don't seem to be a flex as your teammate there, Cristiano Ronaldo.

It's coo, though. We still find you delish!

Ronnie spent the afternoon on Friday working out with his Portuguese soccer buds at the Parken stadium in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Muy guapo!

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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo challenges sprinter Usain Bolt to a battle of the bicep bulge!

And he could kill a man with those guns!

Check out the clip above to witness his gleaming shaved arm strength!

Yum!

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A Perezilicious reader sent us these photos of Cristiano Ronaldo stretching during a warm-up practice in Toronto yesterday.

We're told the Real Madrid player wasn't too well received, especially when the muy guapo soccer stud did a dive. The crowd actually boo'ed him!

Wait, why? We don't understand. Is that like a soccer thing you're not suppose to do?! Explain please!

Come to think of it, we don't really care what he does on the field.

As long as he didn't kick any fans in the face afterwards, we're okay with it.

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Monday night marked the official return of Cristiano Ronaldo to soccer as he began officially as part of his new team, Real Madrid.

The presentation of the new player to the press was a complete spectacle, including a catwalk for the muy guapo Portuguese stud to strut upon, and the packed Santiago Bernabeu stadium in Madrid just marveling at the soccer god play with balls.

No one can deny that this guy is the next David Beckham, but at least Becks can control his temper.

Good luck, Ronnie. We hope they have a penalty box for you and your unwarranted rage!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Just because you can break through windows with your foot, doesn't mean you should.

While in Lisbon, Portugal, on Sunday, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, along with his mother and sister, were photographed by a 17-year-old female fan, who had parked outside his apartment in hopes that she could get an autograph. Unfortunately for her, things became incredibly violent when Chrissy kicked the window of her car, sending shards of glass everywhere and seriously injuring the young fan.

Boo!

His fury sent the girl straight to the hospital, where she told the story to the police. Of course, the soccer star didn't have the balls to just apologize for what he had done. Instead, he attempted to justify by claiming the girl was working with a paparazzi photographer and had been stalking him for days "waiting for anything newsworthy to happen."

Um, so? You're a celebrity, you grease bucket. Comes with the territory.

And she is 17!

What exactly did you feel threatened by that could warrant such a reaction?

Furthermore, he accuses the girl of exaggerating her injuries, which one look at her hospital charts and car could clear that up right quick, and he says, we quote: "I regret what I did, but I can't promise that I would not react in the same way again in the same circumstances."

That is just disgusting.

Violence is never the answer!

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After Paris Hilton ended her 5 month long relationship with The Hills reject Doug Reinhardt, she has been loving life!!!!

At least that's what her family is saying!!!!!

"She is fabulous!" says Nicky Hilton of her sister, who is filming My New BFF in Dubai.

Of course she is!!!

No one expected Doug to last long!!!!

"She is busy working, and Paris is strong, and when she is working, she just gets her head into that," says mom Kathy.

But what about her time with soccer hottie Cristiano Ronaldo?!

"She just said that he is very nice and he is just a friend," Kathy shared, adding, "he is handsome!”

You got that right!

Live it up, honey!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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We love the summertime. Especially because you get to spot a lot of hotties in very little clothes!

Not to be left out, Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo was again spotted getting some sun and enjoying the pool at a Beverly Hills hotel yesterday afternoon.

Paris Hilton's "friend" spent the afternoon eating, relaxing, and chilling by the pool.

Not a bad life.

And check out those abs!

Love you, Ronnie!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his rock hard physique at the pool of his Beverly Hills hotel on Monday!

His gleaming body is hypnotic!!!

On another note, we wonder how fast he goes through shaving cream!!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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