We spoke too soon.

Heather Mills, who is going bankrupt, is currently whoring herself out competing on the UK reality show Dancing on Ice, and has had to glue her prosthetic leg in place in order to perform properly!

Says Mucca,

"I had to adjust my leg because it keeps slipping out but (my physiotherapist) Sharon's been brilliant and glued it in. When you sweat the glue starts to move. I'm glued in now otherwise I wouldn't be able to skate. We're going to get a new socket made."

WTF??? How the hell is she allowed to wear ice skates if there's a possibility her limb could go flying into someone's face?

Maybe her physiotherapist should glue her mouth shut while she's at it!!!

Who knows, though, maybe she'll do the world a favor and impale herself with an ice skate!

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And you madam need to hold tight to every penny you've got.

In an attempt to seem selfless and giving, Heather Mills showed up on Larry King this week to promote her charity, Physicians For Peace. Currently, the organization is attempting to find donated prosthetic limbs to send to injured people in Haiti. While this is a noble cause indeed, Heather had to go and ruin it with her big mouth and her constant need to ramble on and on.

But what we found interesting was shortly after this interview, sources discovered that not only has one of her charities folded, but Heather Mills herself is halfway to bankruptcy!

The first major charity she ever lent her image to, No More Landmines, folded eight months ago, seemingly from lack of funds. At one point, heather admitted that perhaps it was her own public image that made the charity suffer, so she tried to dissociate herself from the group. And by tried, we mean she kept a link on her website and still talked about it all the time.

But beyond that, sources are saying that Heather has spent almost half of the money she received from former hubby Sir Paul McCartney in their divorce settlement.

Didn't take very long did it, Mucca? Time for yet another competitive reality show, huh?

We say get on the Biggest Loser, but you are the wrong kind of loser.

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At the Golden Globes on Sunday, host Ricky Gervais made a joke referencing Sir Paul McCartney's messy divorce from Heather Mills.

"We were on the same plane to get here. I was in first and he was behind me in coach," said Gervias. "Well, he spent a lot of money last year."

Although he was a little nervous about it, Ricky was relieved when Macca said he loved the joke!

"I was worried about the Paul McCartney line but then he came backstage and hugged me and said he loved it, so that was OK," divulged the funnyman. "Never p*** off a Beatle - rule 1."

Amen.

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Cause the idiot crashed her car!

Heather Mills must have some shiteous karma because on her 42nd birthday on Tuesday, she crashed her Lexus SUV into a pole.

After rehearsals for Dancing on Ice, she got in her car and charged straight into it while at North London's Alexandra Palace ice rink, which resulted in smashing the front of her car.

"Heather came out of the ice rink carrying her skating leg and jumped in the car," said an onlooker. "She must have forgotten that she was parked in front of a post and just charged straight into it. She was pretty shocked as it was quite a bump."

Ha!

"She got out of the car and saw the damage she'd done and was livid," he continued. "It was her birthday, so no doubt that made her extra angry. She drove off looking really embarrassed, which is fair enough given how embarrassing the accident was."

Get over it! As Mucca knows, WAY worse things can happen!

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This coming from a Dancing On Ice contestant!

Heather Mills is bashing the UK's Celebrity Big Brother saying:

"I'd rather scrub the streets with a toothbrush than do Celebrity Big Brother. No disrespect to those people doing it. It's people watching people just sit there and do nothing. It's not inspiring.

"This [Dancing On Ice] is challenging, this is overcoming adversity. I have a forum of 6,000 amputees who look to me to try new things."

Mills has already fractured several ribs while training for Dancing On Ice as well as suffering from sprains. How inspirational.

Mucca, you're an inspiration to NO ONE except for the future gold diggers of the world!

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Sir Paul McCartney, in a recent interview, admitted that one of his biggest regrets of the decade was marrying Heather Mills. Paul explains:

“I suppose the marriage has to be a prime contender for mistake of the decade. But I don’t want to down anyone…These things happen you know? But I tend to look at the positive side, which is that I have another beautiful daughter out of it.”

A silver lining indeed!

But really, where is Mucca? We hope wherever she is - she stays there!

We were actually just wondering how she has managed to stay off the reality TV radar for so long!

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First she was a dancer, now she's an ice skater!

Paul McCartney's militant vegan ex-wife, Heather Mills, will be appearing on Britain's Dancing on Ice!

Mills, who lost her left leg after being hit by a police officer in 1993, has ordered "a range of prosthetic legs" to compete with on the television program, which begins filming in January.

Heather appeared on the US' Dancing with the Stars in 2007, but was eliminated early on in the competition - even before Billy Ray Cyrus!

How long do U think Mills will last on Dancing on Ice????

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Watch out, because if you make fun of Heather Mills instant karma's gonna get you!

Mills said recently, "Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they've got cancer, or they've had a tumour, or they've died. And it's terrible for them, but they've done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round."

We better watch out!

She might work her voodoo magic on us!

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Heather Mills must love the media attention - cuz she certainly keeps talking about it!

Paul McCartney's former wife has got an agenda. She slowly plans to take down all the British Media that have talked smack about her.

That might take a lifetime!

Mills has already taken legal action against a number of "damaging" rumors spread about her personal life.

She says, "I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. I just thought 'this is just a waste of time', but recently I've been going through the internet, clearing up [rumours]."

Shouldn't you be busy raising your daughter and curing cancer and shiz?

Mills adds, "I've got five apologies so far from [the] British media and I've got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the internet so my daughter doesn't read all the lies when she's 12."

Clear the internet of the "lies" about Mills?

The lies might be gone, but the dirty truths about you will still be around!

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