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Give it up for the South Beach ‘madame’ who was diversifying her operations!

Christina Morta was arrested in Miami for operating what appeared to be a brothel on wheels.

Damn, yo! How come no one ever thought of this before???

Said bus contained five prostitutes on board that made regular stops along South Beach.

A Miami detective said, “One of our undercover officers saw the bus driving up and down Collins Avenue, was able to get on the bus for a certain amount of money, and saw the illegal activity going on inside.”

The creative madame charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus.

Once on board, prostitutes reportedly received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts.

Just join a band, boy. You’ll get something called a tour bus..and the sex comes free!

Hey, after the South Beach Madame gets out of jail, though, she should go to business school.

She’s quite clever!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jun 25, 2008 20:40pm PDT

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