You Want A Piece Of Shia???

Some [fill in the blank] people are trying to profit from Shia LaBeouf‘s car drunk driving accident last weekend.
A new auction has popped up on eBay selling debris from the accident!!!
The listing states:

“Shia LaBeouf truck debris from his L.A. crash”
This is your chance to own a piece of Hollywood History
Like the moronic driving-challenged Hollywood geniuses of the past… Paris, Nicole, Britney, Brandy, Lindsay, Mischa, Kiefer… now comes the one with the dumbest name of them all… Shia!
Own a piece of his shame
Shia’s Truck Debris
I just happen to live a few blocks from the crash site and collected some leftover souvenirs… broken glass and some plastic pieces from Shia’s truck. (some of the pieces can be from the car he hit but his truck flipped and definitely suffered more damage) The debris was collected afterwards and was in the public domain on the street. a.k.a. it’s legal.
The pictures show where the accident happened. You can see the debris scattered on the street in the middle of the road.
Get this piece of history before he spends 2 hours in jail and learns a lesson he will quickly forget.

The current bid is only $0.99 cents and the auction will end on August 2nd.
Happy bidding if you’re into that sort of thing!